What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing
Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
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