Sweep jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?