Sweep jokes
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Guys to wind the clock up?
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Community talk
GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more