Sweep jokes

"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

How does a rapper clean their house?

With a BEAT BRUSH!

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?