Sus

Sus Jokes

Man

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

Amogus

Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Slogan

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Priest

Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!

Mom

Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

Dislike if: - You are horny.

Orphanage

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

Charger

Charger: Yo, Phone.

Phone: Yeah?

Charger: Can I plug all in you?

Phone: Ayooo!

Cat

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Momma

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Amogus

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