What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Sus Jokes
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Ya momma is sus.
Sus
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
When red do be sus, though.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
When the drip is sus.
