Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
