Miles Morales jokes

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.