Miles Morales jokes

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.