Super power jokes

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.