Celestial object jokes
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Uranus floats around in space.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Sun.