Celestial object jokes
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Sun.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?