Celestial object jokes
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Sun.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.