Celestial object jokes
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Sun.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!