Sumo jokes

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.