*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you he peed his pants
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
