Suicide jokes jokes
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!