I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
