Suicide jokes

Suicide Jokes Jokes

Therapist

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

Joy

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.

Bleach

What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?

The depressay expressay.

Just kidding, bleach!

Suicide

[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

Act

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

Man

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

Suicide

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

Friend

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

Dad

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

Friend

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Mom

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

Friend

My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

Mum

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

Suicide

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."