Suicide jokes jokes

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.

What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?

The depressay expressay.

Just kidding, bleach!

[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?

Because I am one.

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!