My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
