Suicide jokes jokes

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?

Because I am one.

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.