Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Rape is a touchy subject
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
What should i write a joke about? Name the subject, and i’ll make a joke about it.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
what is Titanic's favorite subject? subtraction
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
