Stripper

Stripper Jokes

Butter

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

Profession

Why do strippers never care about things?

Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.

Strip club

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Man

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Mum

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Mum

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Pole

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

Hooker

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Money

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."