Stripper jokes

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

So she could have someone to call daddy.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

What do you call a dino stripper?

A dinohore.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

How are giants and strippers alike?

They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.