Stripper

Stripper jokes

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

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  • How are giants and strippers alike?

    They both grind men's bones to make their bread.