A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
little johnny fucked a girl ran away fucked another ran went to the strip club got a private dance he has sex with them fucking ran yelled to some random bitch ass guy fuck him hes a bitch he bends down they have sex on the street they go home have sex little johnny wakes up questions himself fucking does it again he goes to the strip club fucks some more people when he is drunk questions himself some more then tries phone sex but his dick is to small
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Comment anything if u liked the picture of Kenya in her bra! Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! and it said I love everyone! #she is sex*
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.
Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head
The red head sed I'm not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she's finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he's dead don't let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I'm good to go !
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip. -- It was one-sided.
