An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
so I was walking in a store and a carrot and a lectus said "lectus leaf" to me.
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA
Cashier: THat will be 10 Dollars sir
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open so I asked “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty Woman and i said hi and quickly she said i am not interested I have a husband and when i saw the woman again she said i need help i said no Call you husband KARMA 😂😂😜
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
One day you where at the store and you see you in a cart and so you get out and it was a mirror 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Were do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
i went to the store and yea...
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
