Stoner

Stoner Jokes

Pothead

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Drunk

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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  • Difference

    Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

    Road

    Why did the stoner cross the road?

    He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

    Common

    What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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  • Friend

    Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

    He was high on my list of priorities.

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