Stoner jokes
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.