Stevens

Stevens Jokes

Difference

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

Song

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Song

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Wheelchair

    Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

    A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • God

    Steven Hawking said there is no God,

    Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

    Death

    How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.