Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What do you call a cow that can't milk
A failure!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
