Squint jokes

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

We can only see 90 degrees.

Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?

Nukes are bright.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.