What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
