Spare change jokes

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Why do Jews suck at mugging?

Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.