Spare change jokes
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
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You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
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I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.