Sour Cream jokes
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Community talk
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),