SOS jokes
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
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Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Memes
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.