Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Animals are just... so hot!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
