SOS jokes

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Me so horny! Me so horny!

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

You guys are cow-medians!

So funny!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.