Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
SOS Jokes
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
