SOS jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Memes
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!