SOS jokes
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Memes
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!