SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.