SOS jokes

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.