SOS jokes

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.