SOS jokes

Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?

Terra hasn't forgiven him.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.