SOS jokes
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Why are my students so naughty?
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.