SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.