Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said to be continued...
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Yo mama so OLD... Her first christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
