yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What so you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe
yo mama so ugly when I took a picture of her my phone screen cracked
yo mama so fat she took both sides of the family
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
You so ugly you make onions cry
