SOS jokes
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.