The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
your so weak someone breathed on you and you flew away
if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
Why is my plane delayed
Because someone hit the sears tower
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
What do you call someone with no legs?
disabled
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone father
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: stands up
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.- Someone very special that needs there joke to be seen
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
