Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed
your mom so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami
your moms so fat she dont need to be worldwide she alredy is
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
