So Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo momma so fat!

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.