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Battery

3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.
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    Dead inside

    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."
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    Hypocrisy

    1 year ago
    A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.
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    Crack

    3 years ago

    One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

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    • Orphan

    4 years ago

    Why can't the orphan play baseball?

    Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*

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    • Joe Biden

    2 years ago

    Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

    Because he can’t sniff their hair.

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