Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. šš
So Iām not sure if itās a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I wouldāve been mad. Because wtf I wasnāt readyyyy
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
āDonāt sneezeā
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them āDonāt sneezeā and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
āIt dangles and swungā Language art quizzes are the best
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
