Sneezing jokes
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Community talk
who up sneezing in space fr
Honestly I have no clue why people are typing these speeches gor Ingenious. I think it's quite clearly there's nothing to be said aside from the obvious; Both the world and the site have suffered a huge loss, which will in turn change the direction of both of them. Ingenious will be impossible to replace, for 2 simple reasons, the first, he was a great person over all. And the second, if anyone trys to replace him... I will fucking find you I will learn your routine And I live stab you through the lungs in the middle of the night so your scream will be comparasble to a horseflys sneeze.