Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
So I’m not sure if it’s a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf I wasn’t readyyyy
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
