Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
youre foreheads so big it makes kanyes ego small
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
My wieners small
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister's head
what do you call a dick that's too small to see? tik tak dick
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Kyles penis is small
What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
