Slogan jokes
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Make America hate again.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Keep calm and curry on!