Sketcher jokes
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.