Size comparison jokes
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 馃槒
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 馃槖
Borders are fat.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.