Size comparison jokes
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.