Situation jokes
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."