Situation jokes
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.