Sisters jokes

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.

My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.