I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
Brother: your eyebrows look hella bad Sister : I don’t even think u know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because u have none
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
What runs but never stop
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she'd love this Me: but Billy's with her right now Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment..
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
What is it about sisters who aregue
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
when you accidently choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that its your sister so who gives a f..k
The doctor told me I had aids I said it's your fault sister.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
