one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
I have thrash so i throw it at my sister and say that she is a tchrash can
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time bone appetit
Knock knock Who there Terrier Terrier who You halloween decorations are terier-fying
Know know how there. l esh lesh how can you at lesh rrmeber my name
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
I seen a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test cam back and I have hives from my sister.
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
When she says parents aren't home so you rush upstairs.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing so she elbowed me in my damn nose
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
NY sister said that I am a baby so I said say was waa
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence
