Thrash jokes

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

like this if you have ever been abused.