Thrash jokes

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

like this if you have ever been abused.