Thrash jokes

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.