Newest Singing Jokes - Page 3

Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked.

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.

What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.

he sings he dances be he also HE HE

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?

You get PRICKrolled.

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret

I always knew that Maranda sings was orbiting Uranus

Lionel- Leona please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song Leona - but I love my song right Fuzzy Fuzzy Bear- I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song - Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel Lionel- AHHHHHHH

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"

Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.

Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!