Sideways jokes
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.