Sideways jokes

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

What about women's lefts?

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.