Sideways jokes

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?

Well, he’s all right now!

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.