your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What does shrek and onions have in common?
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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”